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Some Plumbing Humor
  1. A lawyer in California needed a leak fixed and called the plumber; who after about 45 minutes was done and all cleaned up.

    That will be $75.00 said the plumber. The lawyer objected saying Im a lawyer, and I don't even get that much an hour!

    The plumber responded: I didn't either, when I was a lawyer.

  2. Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?

    Right now the cops have nothing to go on.

  3. A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak

    and fix one too!

  4. A plumber arrived at his next job only to find his client was going out. Worried about the clients Rotweiler the man asks if he could come back later.

    Noticing the plumbers insecurity the client says, Don't worry about the dog he won't hurt you, but whatever you do don't talk to the parrot!. Heeding the client's warning he walks into the house and into the kitchen.

    Feeling more confident about the Rotweiler he starts working on the sink. Barely after starting he notices the parrot sitting by the Rotweiler, all of a sudden the parrot bursts out with a bunch of insults. Almost half way through the job the plumber starts to get angry, he starts to tell the bird to shut up.All of a sudden the bird becomes silent, then very quietly the bird says, Sick him Rex.

  5. I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails. 
  6. A good flush beats a full house every time!
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