That will be $75.00 said the plumber. The lawyer objected saying Im a lawyer, and I don't even get that much an hour!
The plumber responded: I didn't either, when I was a lawyer.
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.
and fix one too!
Noticing the plumbers insecurity the client says, Don't worry about the dog he won't hurt you, but whatever you do don't talk to the parrot!. Heeding the client's warning he walks into the house and into the kitchen.
Feeling more confident about the Rotweiler he starts working on the sink. Barely after starting he notices the parrot sitting by the Rotweiler, all of a sudden the parrot bursts out with a bunch of insults. Almost half way through the job the plumber starts to get angry, he starts to tell the bird to shut up.All of a sudden the bird becomes silent, then very quietly the bird says, Sick him Rex.